This guy added me on facebook today. He was a friend of my sisters when she was in school and so I have spoken to him once or twice. The longest conversation I’ve ever had with him is about 5 minutes when he randomly decided to tell me he was confused about his sexuality. This was about 4 years ago that we last spoke before these messages. Okay, so now you know the background and I can begin ranting.
What a CREEP! What kind of person really thinks that this makes interesting conversation. To be fair I was probably a bit of a cunt at the start of that conversation but tbh I couldn’t care less. This guy has just totally got to me, I can’t stand people like him. One of the biggest things that piss me off about this whole conversation is how many times he tells me that he is gay. Big fucking deal, people are gay, it’s a fact of life. There is no need for you to keep telling me every five minutes, I don’t go round shouting to people about my sexuality do I? The other possibility is more creepy, perhaps the reason he feels the need for me to know he is a gay is he is trying to hint that he wants me or something. Which no offense pal but that ain’t ever happening! Anuvah ting dat pisses me off is wen ppl type lyk dis or extend words for no reasonnn. Ugh, that physically hurt to type like that, gosh! Fair enough you aren’t writing a novel that is going to be read by millions. I can accept some minor grammatical errors or shortcuts/laziness, things like leaving out the occasional apostrophe when shortening a word (example it’s, its) don’t have that much of an impact. However when you substitute entire words for letters or deliberately misspell them it’s a whole different story! Why would anyone want to appear to be illiterate? sure it’s faster, but you look like a cunt! Apologies, I am digressing into a rant on mass grammar. Back to the rant about this creeper. So he goes on to have the audacity to ask me how my mother is. He says my sister has already told him that my mum has cancer so he should know it’s not great. I’ll admit this really pissed me off which is probably overreacting a little but until you have to sit around with the knowledge that your mum is slowly dying then you probably can’t understand how sensitive a subject that is (not meaning to sound like a prick then, i love you dear reader!). Well anyway, this was literally just a pointless rant to get this out of my system so I can chill out and hopefully get some sleep.
Much love <3
These made me LOL
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